stupid is as stupid does.

chanel-smokes:

omg i love her

(Source: mattsgifs, via keeepbreathing)

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

(via unpleasures)

arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

(via guy)

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skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

(Source: knightpecutie, via zackisontumblr)

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via zackisontumblr)

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via construction-twerker)

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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(via guy)

wendygirlyoumoveme:

if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat

(Source: wendycorduroy, via guy)