stupid is as stupid does.

"Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck."


The Dalai Lama  

Everything you love is here

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i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

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"The woman who doesn’t need validation from anyone is the most feared individual on the planet."

- Mohadesa Najumi  (via nofatnowhip)

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In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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"There’s a special place in my heart for the ones who were with me at my lowest and still loved me when I wasn’t very loveable."

- Yasmin Mogahed  (via aurelle)

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cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call


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